okay no srsly tho im going to miss asylum a fuck of a lot but i cannot express how fucking good it is to sleep in my own bed alone in my room getting more than 5 hours sleep fuCK YES
YES I WAS THE FUCKER WHO STARTED THE 50+ CONGA LINE ON SUNDAY NIGHT FUCK YEEEAAAA
look out for two chicks in black capes and masquerade masks tonight at the disco WOOOOOO
This is what we’ve done today
I SWEAR TO GOD RN I AM NOT HAVING FUN AT ALL IVE BEEN STOOD IN FUCKING QUEUES SINCE 8 EVERYTHING IS SO DISORGANISED WOW??????????
I’ve got you little brother. You’re going to be just fine
I’m going to take care of you, I’ve got you. That’s my job, right?
↳8.23 & 2.21
IN THE MONARCH REGISTRATION BUILDING BIT WHATEVER COME AND PLAY SNAP WITH US WE ARE THE WEIRDOS SAT IN THE CORNER
LOOK FOR THE MONKEY HAT XOX
Huh? I thought everyone did that?I love doing this. Especially older books.
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on.
Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on.
how the media works
everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like