okay no srsly tho im going to miss asylum a fuck of a lot but i cannot express how fucking good it is to sleep in my own bed alone in my room getting more than 5 hours sleep fuCK YES
YES I WAS THE FUCKER WHO STARTED THE 50+ CONGA LINE ON SUNDAY NIGHT FUCK YEEEAAAA
look out for two chicks in black capes and masquerade masks tonight at the disco WOOOOOO
This is what we’ve done today
I SWEAR TO GOD RN I AM NOT HAVING FUN AT ALL IVE BEEN STOOD IN FUCKING QUEUES SINCE 8 EVERYTHING IS SO DISORGANISED WOW??????????
Remember that time when Dean wore shorts?
(Source: ohitscastiel)
I’ve got you little brother. You’re going to be just fine
I’m going to take care of you, I’ve got you. That’s my job, right?
↳8.23 & 2.21
(Source: morelikebrothers)
IN THE MONARCH REGISTRATION BUILDING BIT WHATEVER COME AND PLAY SNAP WITH US WE ARE THE WEIRDOS SAT IN THE CORNER
LOOK FOR THE MONKEY HAT XOX
Huh? I thought everyone did that?
I love doing this. Especially older books.
(Source: i-will-bear-your-cumberbabies)
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on.
Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on.
how the media works
(Source: e102gamma)
everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like